ARE YOU A 'SPECIAL' PERSON?

Do you ever act in a situation a way that a normal person wouldn’t act, and just cross that line of craziness and just act in a very “unusual” way? For example freeze up when speaking to someone, or twitch for whatever reason and say or do something completely random. Or because of anger or stress you just tick or snap and just absolutely blow up on someone, blow everything out of proportion and/or just rampage and destroy anything near you for something that’s not really that good of a reason. Well you’re spazzing.

It’s ok this website is here to let out your frustrations of spazzing moments, and laugh at who spazzes worse than you do!!

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today I met Lady Gaga OMG shes amazing iSpazzed


I told my girlfriend for valentines day i got her a promise ring.. she told me to return it.. she wears all the jewlery i give her unless it goes on her ring fingur... iSpazzed


i told my gf that for valentines day i want her to put pictures of us in her room to show that she cared and she came up with a thousand excuses not to put the pictures in her room be4 i got mad and she admittend she didnt want to that its gay.. iSpazzed


I fell asleep in our Sea Cadet Van after four hours of exhausting beach drills. One of the other Cadets tried waking me up when we got back to the Navy Base I broke his nose....iSpazzed


Gah! I walked in the cafe and this guy laughed at my pants and ISpazzed on his a**.


went to the bathroom to take a shower one day. Used the bathroom... no toilet paper.. used my towel... iSpazzed


A cute guy thought i spazzed a lot... i spazzed iniside... well duh he is cute... iSPAZZED


milk spilled on me in front of the guy i liked a lot... not only was everyone laughing but he was laughing too. it turned out that he was the one that spilled the milk on me... iSpazzed


a guy thought my spazz was retarded and deleted it... iSpazzed again


I ate a moldy muffin...iSPAZZED


I was almost half way through my 9th beer of the night when i saw a frigen mouse in it. i sware to god there was a mouse in my beer bottle, i sued the complany but still... iSPAZZED


Bathroom floor... no clothes... laptop... baby oil... mom walked in. iSPAZZED


I sat in the pub drinking my pint and a horse walked into the bar.. the barman says why the long face....!! iSPAZZED


I was eating lunch at a local restaurant. And there was a guy behind me. I accidentally bumped into him and said "Sorry Sir". I later looked back and it was a lady with short hair... iSPAZZED


I’ve been dating this girl for 4 years. I’m a 25 year old guy, and at the family dinner her mom asked me when I was going marry her daughter, I thought she was asking me sarcastically but I realized she was being serious.. I froze and just smiled, and kissed my girlfriend on the forehead. iSPAZZED


My intelligent 11 year-old daughter asked me where babies come from, I spazzed and went with the traditional response and said “storks deliver them sweetie”, to which she said, “ but mommy told me you two made love and I came out of her vagina… how do you make love?” double spazz. iSPAZZED


My teacher asked me what the answer was to a history question, I had no idea what the answer was and while spazzing the kid behind me told me 25, I blurted out 25 confidently, and the answer was 1776... iSPAZZED


I was sitting down playing dominoes with a friend and a guy on a wheelchair. My friend said to the guy in the wheelchair “it’s your turn hot wheels” I was leaning back on my chair and spazzed when I heard that and fell back on my chair. iSPAZZED


The girl that I’ve been seeing surprised me by introducing me to her parents. I totally spazzed and accidentally gave her mom a my natural firm pat on the butt hello…nice first impression… iSPAZZED


I saw my drunk friend who I was suppose to be taking care of playing frogger on the street. iSPAZZED


Today a girl spoke to me. iSPAZZED


My friend was wasting time in Madden with 2 minutes on the clock, who does that? I turned off his Xbox and walked out. iSPAZZED


I woke up and went to the bathroom but saw my mom taking a dump, her eyes were closed, and was grunting, that woke me up. iSPAZZED


I was sleeping and my two friends decided to scream and wake me up, on the video they took my butt lifted off the bed I went insane and left one friend on the floor with a broken camera lens by reflex, and chased the other down the block. iSPAZZED


My mom managed to find random Argentinean girls in Disney and told them that I wanted to talk to them, me her shy son? I looked at them and opened my mouth but nothing came out and I just breathed in 2 seconds later than closed it to pretend to yawn… Nice going, I know… iSPAZZED


I fantasized about a specific girl as usual and went to finally introduce myself in school to her before class. I planned it all out in my head that I would be cool and carry her books, I froze and the first words I ever said to her were “Give me your books.” iSPAZZED


I was playing poker and lost a hand and got patted on the back by the person who beat me in the hand, I stood up, slapped his chips to the floor and walked out… D*ck. iSPAZZED


My friend beat me in a ufc fighting video game time after time, that “slow motion” knockout of my face hitting the floor that happens drove me crazy and their laughter unleashed my anger and I kicked them out of my house. iSPAZZED


I was playing golf and around the 7th hole I was blaming ducks being all over the place the reason for making me play bad, I spazzed with anger and I threw a piece of bread at them causing me to fall out of the cart… 6 stitches later, I’m having duck for dinner. iSPAZZED


I was at my nieces wedding rehearsal dinner, the dish to be served was filet mignon at the wedding, everything seemed fine until my niece noticed and had a “Bella without Edward” type breakdown.. she’s a vegetarian… SPAZZ


I was in the car with my friend, and we pulled up behind a car with a Ferrari logo bumper sticker, he turned and asked me why there’s a deer crossing bumper sticker logo on the car in front of us… I lost control and barely dodged the car. iSPAZZED


I was on what was suppose to be a "date" with this girl I liked, I sat next to her during some movie about dogs, watched the movie and forgot about her, I realized this at the end of the movie, and just said… movie sucked. iSPAZZED